My Life Has Died

So, Once, When I Was Like 7, I Decided To Drop A Bunch Of Quarters In My Mouth. Well, It Was A Really Dumb Idea Because I Ended Upp Swallowing One... Yeah I Know.... Anyway, I Thought I Was Going Too Suffocate Or Have A Heart Attack Or Something Soo I Went Running Too Myy Dad. Panicked, He Gave Me An Oreo Too Washh The Quarter Down. (Ohh I Love Youu Dad:)) So, Im Eating Myy Oreo, And Myy Dad Hands Me Some Milk Too Wash Down The Oreo! Soo Myy Dad Gave Me Milk Too Wash Down The Oreo That Washed Down Myy Quarter. Yeahh, Myy Life Is Crazy. Therefore, My Life Has Died.

Flabbergasted (<--I Like Thatt Word:)),

Amanda